A: Adele a chunky hoe, how she at 3 mil sold b
B: Chunky housewives (1.5 mil) + music lovers (1.5 mil) = walahhh majicccc
A: i wanna see her iphone flicks b. she workin wit somethin
i know a black man is doin her dirtt
B: i want joss stone too she want a nigga too
all them soulful uk broads love niggas (Amy rip)
A: cus we embrace messed up teeth and drug habits
B: lmaooo damn a brit dental plan
what’s a brit dental plan
A: its free and involves alcohol thats all i know
Praise The Set
A: yo what if you woke up one morning and saw “Donnie McClurkin ft Ma$e, Jimmy & Cam - We Fall Down” on NahRight?
B: if mary mary was on the break down then im sold
A: nahhh they not from harlem, thats real harlem right there
A: Jimmy would cry performing his verse
B: Jimmy would accidently cuss
“shit iz so twisted lord forgive a NEEEGUUAAAA”
u know jim always say nigga like NEEGUUUAAA
A: nah man he’d curse on an adlib and apologize under the next bar
“i aint mean that lord”
A: God remembers hearing the lines “we sell the whole pie so u aint gotta cook the cake up” being said in his house in the “emotionless” video
B: Cam would read a chapter of Philippians and all of a sudden relate it to crack
A: “i make the block stomp like Kirk Franklin at the same time. readin scriptures but im heavin pitches at the same time…killa”
“no john no atheist could pay for these just me and jesus YES (yes) 10k on my chest with ease..owwww”
A: “me and jimmy on our way to church, goin to bible study walk down 40th no heat thats survival study”
B: “we goin door to dorr nope we not takin collection, hammers to the grill help me lord imma need some protection..killa”
A: “dont matta how the gun gon cost last time in DC i was leakin Mumbo Sauce”
B: yooo too early. still.
A: cmon man five years…five years.
Throne-Gate (Part 2)
A: It’s a wack double standard. NOW we listen to Ye and Jay? after we been posting unauthorized shit from them for years?
the blog shit started on some renegade shit. ddot, fake jordans or not, has my support
like come on is it a big deal he walked in like he was from the source? get in where you fit in!
fuck art house rap. its hip hop not a fuckin opera
B: did it for the people at what cost tho?
A: we needed to hear this album. they made an ANNOUNCEMENT OF A PRE ORDER
if he was wrong they are wrong for being so pretentious as to try and sell us an album with NO prior anything.
B: Don’t lose your g pass tryna do it for the people tho. I can understand if he’s rallying against some cause but fuck it’s a listening session of an album with a price tag somewhere around $5 mil. The kinda want a return on their investment
Of course I know the whole WTT hype is pretentious as fuck, but hey, aren’t we responsible for this in a not-so-backhanded kind of way? didnt we hand them the throne?
A: Not our fault these niggas wanna live like the rolling stones…
its the Def Jam enablers fault. they know the innanet game and how it goes
B: nahh thats not our fault.
A: i see the good in the WTT situation. but in the end if the music is good this wont matter. but what if Gucci does this for his next LP
B: Gucci hasnt been afforded the same luxuries that society placed upon Ye & Hov…
Throne-Gate (Part 1)
If there wasnt so much dickriding no one would care
B: True..but you gotta know u can’t walk int oa jay + ye ultra secret listening even while not being on the list with a Source fitted (while not being down with The Source) and variant Jordans allegedly acquiring snippets from someone else and not expect any backlash
A: like who cared that ddot recorded the “go n get it” remix a week ago? is it because it was ace hood?
and lmao he did it for the people tho yo. i commend him for that
B: Absolutely you are a natural born citizen of this country, you know how it works.
If Ace Hood tells you to go and get it, there’s a good chance your ass stays on the couch. If Hov or Ye tell you to go get it, it’s highly likely you did such act.
”..But The Bloggin is Free”
A: Richmond VA what up doe! Hotel room 500 but the sunshine is free! #TrapThursdays Sept 20 TM102
A: I could run Jeezy Twitter in my sleep
B: “jordans 160 but the cup of water is free”
“catering is 300 but slick pulla ironing ya clothes is free!”
Lex Luger beats 10k but Lody’s free
B: “album cost 2mil but having shitty promotion is free!”
Happy Birthday TM101
A: So the jeezy anniversary show will be live streamed on WSHH starting at 10
B: lmfao Jeezy goin for the lowest common ignorant denominator
A: I really wanna know who’s to blame for that
B: “nah we won’t stream for OnSmash …. feds is watchin em”
I guarantee Jeezy said that
A: That’s all he know tho
“yeah i read something where they got to..i don’t need them niggas after me, I’m Teflon by the way”
still saying “by the way” like its 2008 by the way
Bloggin’ So Italian
A: yo “The Throne” tho
B: “The Throne” is the name of a mid 90’s dance group
“The Throne” coulda had a collabo with Haddaway
A: Ye woulda enjoyed that…Jay woulda enjoyed it cause Ye enjoyed it
B: ibn jasper would had approved
The Throne featuring Ace Of Base: “Illest Sign Alive”
“Another Night Another Day” - The Throne
The Throne feat Robyn S. “Show Me Loveeee (I Don’t Get Enough Of It)”
The Throne feat INXS
The Throne: “it’s a beautiful (G.O.O.D.) life”
A: The Throne feat. CeCe Penison “Finally (We Got A Release Date)”
The Throne feat Mark Morrison “Return Of The Mack (No Sigel)”
“its a beautiful (dark twisted fantasy) life”
B: I swear if the “Otis” video is black and white and has Ye and Jay rapping around a European fountain I’m done with rap
wearing Terrance Trent D’Arby boots with cymbals on em
it’s gonna be shot in PAL so it can have that UK gloss
“rappin by a wishing well”
A: “illest motherfucker alive” video is gonna be Jay & Ye walking on two dark alleyways with rain and a black cat
B: with stills and videos from their past on each side of the alley
“You Just Affiliated”
A: The crips have to strengthen it’s entertainer membership base, as the Bloods are enjoying a decade-long wave of success in entertainment (thanks to Lil’ Wayne & The Diplomats)
Imagine flipping the pages of TIME magazine and seeing that shit LMAO
B: Lmao with a pie chart of blood/crip affiliated entertainment base
A: seriously though, have Snoop recruit a few more guys, bring Jeezy out for a few engagements. Wiz affiliated, so he doesn’t count
B: “Approx 15% listen to music with their bandanna to the left, and 45% listen to it on on their right, the rest are undecided”
A: but why isnt Kanye involved? “Simply cuz its a different world up here, G” says Boonie, a member of Chicago’s infamous Gangster Disciples. “This the home of Capone, home of gangbanging. We dont do no bloods or crips. We love Kanye. Kanye know which side not to wear his hat on.”
Boonie would not confirm or not Kanye was a member of their organization or not
…True Blue love on the horizon between Wiz & Jeezy? More At 11.